Greasy Food is Not Good

On the other hand, our French friends, specifically the glamorous French women of the world, are known to stay as healthy and slim as a damn American aerobics instructor. Yes, even in this modern age of greasy food, alcoholism, cigarettes, and caffeine-laden drinks! But recent studies have shown that vanity plays a huge role on this crap. I call it crap because, if you know someone who's totally French, you'd think it would have to be the work of the damn devil when you see them eat as much grease and muck as us, yet stay as healthy and slim as imaginable. With the same cholesterol-laden shit we both eat, that is.