French Mustard

Among the best tasting spices I have ever eaten, I just can't forget how French mustard could actually send you to gourmet heaven. You see, French mustard is what Brazilian heroin is to the world - the best on the damn planet! Plus, it can be found in vacuum-sealed containers, so you won't be having any problems while you're on the damn plane home. Just remember to actually take the mustard that is from this damn country, and not the imported type!